CONSERVATIVE WOMEN

There was an email going around that had pictures of the women of the Republican party, Ann Coulter, Bo Derek, Janine Turner, and the Democrat party, Nancy Pelosi, Janine Garofalo, Rosie O'donnell. To which I say.. you can't help how you look except for Nancy Pelosi who should not be surprised that after 14 face lifts she looks like she is permanently in a wind-tunnel or doing 200 mph on a rocket-sled. And it's not fair to be critical of the way folks look except if it is a choice like Rosie's flannel lumberjack/workboot chic. Then you gotta say "What's up with that?" Like we don't know you bat for the other team? So does Portia DeRossi and she makes every man in America want to say "do you mind if I at least watch?"

So it's not about your "looks" or lack thereof, it's about your ineptitude at what you do. I dream of the day when after the massive Democrat loss in the upcoming election Nancy goes back to her Crypt and we don't have to see her "deer in the headlights" face on TV for a while. We'll still have Hillary Rodham for another couple of years until she decides to run in the primary against Barack in 2012. Then we will see her on TV more than reruns of Law and Order. The press loves a good liberal woman. Her loving husband at her side she may be our next president. Well anyway, she's not that bad to look at, at least from the front.