EENIE, MEENIE, MINEY, MOE-CURLEY-LARRY

Twiddle Dum or Twiddle Dee, that is the question. Sure, I want our current president to go back to Chicago, but this is really a ship of fools. Perry's heart is in the right place but his head seems to be partially filled with air. Romney has a good business background which we sorely need but he comes from a religion that believes Jesus lived in America at one time. Mr. Cain is out of the race but calling him a hands-on leader seems to be about his hands being on as many females as our nation's first black president...Bill Clinton. Ron Paul? I love his libertarian principles and he's probably right about many things, but he seems like he came from the Planet Zenon. I guess in the interest of having fun watching the election since it probably makes no difference who wins as the snowball of federalism is rolling down the hill where we are standing at the bottom and we will eventually be buried in Government just like Europe is. So why not have some entertainment value along the way. Gingerich would be intellectually amusing, but Paul would make the Superbowl look like a sandlot game in my backyard.