Scientists have determined after exhaustive research that the primary cause for Global Warming is none other than... Michael Moore. With a body mass second only to Montana and the never-ending hot air spewing from what scientists refer to as his "pie hole" the temperature of the Earth has risen during his lifetime. Like with the SUV, a cause and effect relationship may not be statistically proven but the correlation is indisputable. Prior to his birth, the Earth's temperature was comfortable and the seas were not rising. Since his birth in 1954 the temperature has risen, Bernie Madoff's estate in Palm Beach is underwater, or maybe that's just a financial expression, and Al Gore, a person with no reason to be successful, has become wealthier than Cresus. Coincidence? I think not. If you doubt this scientific conclusion, watch him when he appears on television on one of his many appearances on the Tavis Smiley show, C-Span, or PBS. These venues too have been affected by his presence as evidenced by the melting away of audience numbers and Neilsen ratings. QED.
RUTGERS wants their hat back
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