Selling WEATHER

OK, Bob, I'll put on this slicker and go stand out on the beach with a microphone and you tell everybody how this is the worst storm to hit the East Coast in 500 years.

ADIOS OBAMACARE SOON.....

There is a real possibility that Obamacare, that awful healthcare program that the Democrat House and Senate and President shoved up our exhaust pipes last year will become ancient history. The pinnacle of his presidency, stripping every AMERICAN of his rights to appease his left wing constituency Without regard for the constitutionality of the law, or the budget killing cost, it was passed as Ms. Pelosi said "so that they could know what was in it." Well, what was in it was a bunch of unconstitutional stuff that is about to make it a non-law.

The most recent decision by the U. S. Court of Appeals for the 11th Circuit in Atlanta said that Congress overreached when it required most Americans to carry insurance or pay a penalty. "...mandate that individuals enter into contracts with private insurance companies for the purchase of an expensive product from the time they are born until the time they die." Those SOCIALISTS in the Obama Administration argue that "merely by existing, individuals affect interstate commerce." This massive overreach was "shot down" by the court by deciding that the Congress had no right under that absurd theory to regulate them at every point in their life. Can you believe those power hungry bastards we elected to serve us...thinking they can control your every movement all day every day all your life? Is that what you want? If it is, please move to Cuba and leave me and my increasingly limited freedom the Hell alone. If you agree with the court decision, I hope we are found to be justified in that belief by the divided Supreme Court. They should take it up this session.

Is our President NUTLESS?

I was just watching former UN Ambassador, John Bolton, on Fox News this morning. He was talking about chemical and biological weapons that terrorists could use against us. These include Ricin or other poisons that could be put into A/C or ventilation systems in large malls or buildings, crop dusters flown over stadiums with 100,000 people in attendance or other opportunities for our enemies to take advantage of us while our government buries it's collective head its ass. They hope to kill our innocents and our puppies and kittens and would dance in the streets of their hometown of Camel-shagville if a million of us died.

We dither and run around in circles attempting to be as politically correct as we can. We honor Islam as the religion of "peace" in America while preaching Christianity is punishable by death in Islamic countries. We carefully avoid hitting civilians and the capital cities of our enemies, hospitals, and mosques while we fight wars that seeming have no end and no limit to cost of money and life. We send our young men and women to fight and die in GOD-Forsaken Hell-holes that if left alone for 500 years would not change of their own accord. We bomb deserts and mountain caves and let that flaming looney I'm-a-nut-job develop nuclear weapons in Iran. Why can't our President order a bombing raid over Tehran and blow the whole city into dust. Every government building, man woman and child, Mullah and Ayatollah, and every place of worship (aka hiding place). Then deny we did it, like Clinton in the Lewinski scandal. "Nope, it wasn't us. It may have looked like our Air Force but it wasn't. We did not have war-relations with that country...Iran."

We learned NOTHING from our conduct in the Vietnam War. In that war, we never attacked the home city (Hanoi) of our enemy. We fought a decades long war and never took it to the enemy's backyard. It would be like playing football and purposely never going past the 50 yard line. WTF are our leaders thinking? Lets get rid of these a-holes come election time. If they are in Congress for longer than 2 years, they are YOUR WORST ENEMY. Wake up before Sharia Law replaces our Constitution.

POLITICAL EPITAPH

I saved the economy and solved unemployment with the "Stimulus Package" Obamacare will allow everyone to live forever, and the extension of the Debt Limit prevented Obamageddon and Barackolipse, and all this happened under my watch. "Excuse me, Mr. President, the stock market is dropping like your approval rating." He replies... "I inherited it from George Bush."

ACK of the DAY

JEEP Wranglers have gone through several major model changes since World War 2. The changes are designed to be subtle so as to keep the vehicle looking like an old ARMY Jeep while improving technology, ride, safety, etc. Each model has a 2-letter designation that most afficionados understand. Today's Wrangler is the JK, before that was the TJ, then the square headlight YJ (nicknamed the Yuppie Jeep) and before that the CJ. Hence this license plate on Nantucket (ACK) of this "vintage" model.

WILD RIDE this week

VENEREAL VOTING

NIGHTMARE on CAPITOL STREET

If you folks don't get out there and vote for "THE OTHER GUY" expect to get these career politicians who stay in congress for decades until they morph into ARISTOCRATS and the REAL entitlement program in America is their entitlement to keep coming back every two years to do NOTHING. If this CLOWN gets to be Speaker of the House again, we are TOAST.

DO NOT RE-ELECT ANYBODY

HAND MADE by PRISONERS in SING SING

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IN CASE YOU FORGOT

Boo Hoo, I can't live on my Social Security check, Medicare parts A-Z or my pension from ABC Company. Who knew you would have to actually save for a rainy day and that the rainy day would actually come? The government never told me that I would have to depend on myself. They told me that I could live like a KING on Social Security, didn't they? I seem to remember that from somewhere.

And just in case you young people feel left out...why do you feel entitled to anything? Free health care? 99 weeks of unemployment compensation? In a perfect world (which this is not) this economic melt-down would remove all these MOMMY safeguards and people would have to start depending upon themselves as we did back in the "greatest generation" times written about by Tom Brokaw. Maybe every cloud DOES have a silver lining. Ours might be that this inability to pay for all of this NANNY-State anymore may cause us to get up off our collective asses, turn off "America's Got Talent" and go out and get an education, or at least a job. And for those of us who are paying for you losers out there who do neither, will demand an end to this nonsense. Paying someone for generations of inbred idleness, or because they partied their way through high school instead of paying attention and expecting MOMMY will kiss it and make it better....this may be the end of this. OR we could just increase the national debt another 10 trillion and reelect the same a-holes.

GOVERNMENT FLOW CHART

THROW THE BUMS OUT

ORACLE: It has been my "considered" solution to the world's problems to "throw the BUMS out" and by bums I mean EVERY SINGLE POLITICIAN currently in office. We constantly hear about how Americans hate Congress but love "their" Congressman. Really? What's to love about him of her? I am NEVER going to give money to any political campaign nor VOTE for the INCUMBENT ever again. One term and "yo ass be outa dere."

Every clear thinking person in America understands that if you continue to spend beyond your means, sooner or later, you won't be able to even pay the minimum on your credit card, not to mention the interest. Yet, these a-holes we reelect year after year can't fathom this simple rule. And WE, though fooled time after time by "If we don't pass the stimulus package, bad things will happen. We passed it and bad things happened anyway. We will have rising unemployment... we had it anyway, and if we don't raise the debt limit we will be downgraded and BAD things will happen. We raised it and... you know the rest of the story. SO, throw ALL the bums out. If they are in Congress or the White House NOW, they ARE the problem. WAKE the "F" UP America. Your government is killing the AMERICAN DREAM.

SHIP of FOOLS

Just in case you did not get the message from other sources that our leaders in Washington are IDIOTS, the state of our economy as reflected in yesterday's stock market should wake you up a bit. I was kind of hoping against hope that when congress went on a month long vacation things would get better. They did not. It seems that like a "fart" the effect remains even if the creator leaves the room. The lingering effects of ignorance are profound. When you elect people to office based on popularity with the masses, and half those folks are barnacles on the ass of prosperity (the 50% that contribute nothing to society, especially taxes) what do we expect? To get into a good college you need a high GPA and good SAT scores. To get a job you need a resume'. To be President you just have to lie better than the other guys. Change you can believe in, only if your IQ is below your body temperature.

Real POLITICIANS Have Curves

Queen Nancy marches into the Capitol like Cleopatra followed by her fan-wavers. The little dear has had her share of nipping and tucking but from a distance she kind of presents an image of power and abondanza (abundance in Italian). Too bad she is filled to overflowing with bankrupt ideas about how everybody but she should send all their money into the government because they know how to spend it better than we do. She and her husband keep theirs. Look for special loopholes in the recently passed debt-ceiling bill that exempt the Botox-people.

WANT WELFARE? GET DRUG TESTED

Under the law, which takes effect on July 1, the Florida Department of Children and Family Services will be required to conduct drug tests on adults applying to the federal Temporary Assistance for Needy Families program. The aid recipients would be responsible for the cost of the screening, which they would recoup in their assistance if they qualify. Those who fail the required drug testing may designate another individual to receive the benefits on behalf of their children. This "weasel clause" may wind up being overused.

Florida Governor Rick Scott (photo) has made a lot of enemies in our state, which is to be expected when making tough choices. In our state the Pension system for public employees has run wild and needs some reorganization if it is to survive (like Medicare). He has lost favor if you can call it that when you were not endorsed in the first place by public worker unions prior to the election. Of course, the Liberal media and Kool-ade Drinking followers of Karl Marx on the LEFT side of the political spectrum that did not vote for him, never would have, and hate him because of his strong stand on this issue and others like it.

The LAW passed based on the LOGIC that "If you want to get a job, you have to take a drug test. Jobs provide your income. Welfare provides all your income if you are on it. Welfare is therefore the equivalent of a job. You need to pass a drug test to get your welfare pay. End of story." The law just took effect. I am sure there are lawyers all over the state willing to represent the downtrodden families with children who just can't do without their drugs and free money at the same time. Just ask yourself..."If parents are addicts, do you really think the money they get to provide for their kids actually goes to the kids, or does it go to their dealer? "

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