
Kind of makes "MOM JEANS" look tight. Contrast this to what we see young ladies wearing at the typical American mall. Painted-on jeans, hanging so low, that a Brazilian Wax job is absolutely necessary. Couple that with the pierced belly button, the tattoo peering over the top of the jeans, and a tube top and it's enough to send anyone on a Jihad against the Gap. At first, when you stroll through the mall, you can't help but look at the "ladies" and their skimpy attire. After a while, you see why some of them would be more attractive in a Burka. Nothing says "sexy" like a spare tire hanging over the top of ones jeans and a pair of saddlebags that Roy Rogers would have been proud to drape over Trigger.
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