THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED

THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED
PERHAPS IT IS BECAUSE HE MARCHES TO THE BEAT OF A DIFFERENT DRUMMER

Friday, June 28, 2013

The question is: WHY?


As I was passing the paper section at the Stop and Shop supermarket, I could not help but notice this product.  Everybody uses, or should use, toilet paper.  Not many people like it to resemble sandpaper on a roll and expect some modicum of softness, especially in America.  But quilted?  Were there people out there who were clamoring for the feeling that one gets when you use the drapes or bedspread for personal hygiene?  Talk about a variation on the Scarlet O'Hara theme.  And, it's 3- ply.

We have one of those water saving toilets that you have to flush 3 times for number 2.  Or is it 2 times for number 1?  Is there a number 3?.  We are worried about government in the bedroom, what about government in the bathroom?  And on top of that, you can't see what you're doing under the light of a 12 watt fluorescent CFC bulb.  Maybe that's why you need three plies, in case you overshoot your target.  It used to be so easy.


  

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