OBROMNEY

Since this is the silly season and politicians are monopolizing the airwaves, it is unavoidable that I at least mention the fact that there is an election coming up.  Really? You ask. Yes, and just as in the past, it is the most important election in your lifetime, until the next one.  The issues are complex and hard to understand, so forget all those details..  If you want to know whether to vote Democrat, or Republican, there is one simple test.  Which one are you?  If you are a Republican, you sign your checks on the front.  If you are a Democrat, you sign your checks on the back.  Now go vote.