It's official. Don't ask don't tell is a thing of the past. Openly gay soldiers may now serve (as if this will cause an immediate mad rush to join the military). In keeping with the new ethic, new uniforms have been released today. Representative Barney Frank models one for us. We will now be able to easily defeat the Talliban as they will be laughing their asses off and unable to hold onto their rifles. Barney, it's just "not you."
Thursday, December 23, 2010
DON'T ASK DON'T LOOK
It's official. Don't ask don't tell is a thing of the past. Openly gay soldiers may now serve (as if this will cause an immediate mad rush to join the military). In keeping with the new ethic, new uniforms have been released today. Representative Barney Frank models one for us. We will now be able to easily defeat the Talliban as they will be laughing their asses off and unable to hold onto their rifles. Barney, it's just "not you."
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ReplyDeleteI do appreciate Admiral Mullen's comments that the repeal will allow our military, who have signed on to possibly sacrifice their lives for us, will not have to sacrifice their integrity to do so.
I'm not sure how I feel about what will be the ensuing push to provide benefits for same-sex partners, etc., but I am glad we have acknowledged the elephant in the room, even if it does have a penchant for sensible shoes and likes show tunes! Hahahaha!
Tim
I AM NOT SURE I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN THE WORDS "ENSUING PUSH" BUT OTHERWISE I KIND OF AGREE WITH YOU. BY THE WAY, NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE BARBRA STREISAND AND NEIL DIAMOND DOING CHRISTMAS CAROLS. I WONDER IF AMY GRANT HAS THAT HAVANAGILA DOWN YET.
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