The ASPCA has teamed up with the TSA and the combined agency will now be called ASPCTSA. As part of their ongoing program to rid our airspace of terrorism AND save all those animals in the pound, all the dogs currently in shelters will be trained as special agents. Gone are the worries as to whether the agent who is "feeling you up" at the gate is being titillated by the experience and has to take a cold-shower break every once in a while. The doggies are totally dispassionate about their work. So, once you get over the initial discomfort of a Rottweiler plunging his face into your crotch the screening process will be a piece of cake. Brings new meaning to "the Friendly Skies." Man's best friend comes to our rescue again. As soon as Lassie gets Timmy out of the well, she will be reporting for duty at an airport near you. Good girl.
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
WIN WIN
The ASPCA has teamed up with the TSA and the combined agency will now be called ASPCTSA. As part of their ongoing program to rid our airspace of terrorism AND save all those animals in the pound, all the dogs currently in shelters will be trained as special agents. Gone are the worries as to whether the agent who is "feeling you up" at the gate is being titillated by the experience and has to take a cold-shower break every once in a while. The doggies are totally dispassionate about their work. So, once you get over the initial discomfort of a Rottweiler plunging his face into your crotch the screening process will be a piece of cake. Brings new meaning to "the Friendly Skies." Man's best friend comes to our rescue again. As soon as Lassie gets Timmy out of the well, she will be reporting for duty at an airport near you. Good girl.
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